episode 24 - Adventure Comics 302

Hi again! This episode is an actual "Tale of the Legion Of Super-heroes".

Editor: Mort Weisinger
Writer: Jerry Siegel
Penciller: John Forte

Music used in the intro/outro is Placebo - Battle for the Sun




==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Some Stats:
Statues? Yes. A giant one. That is badly supported. And a small statuette that you must take with you when you're kicked out.
Abuse of the Time Stream? Yes
Misuse of Advanced Automatons? Yes.
Pete Ross is their Bestest Friend? In the whole wide world.
Not-So-Future Tech: One clock radio.
Tobacco usage: One slowly dying scientist.


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-adriana and kristen

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episode 23 - Superman 157

Hi again! I (Adriana) have recovered from my ebola-swine-bird-flu! The long wait is over! And don't worry, we have a really amazing... oh. Wait, we're being told this issue is horrible. The Legion is BARELY in it. And it is the summation of all our "L. L." sadness. This might be the Worst Episode Ever!

Here's that picture I mentioned that is basically an illustration from one of our previous episodes where we discussed the "complexities" of Smallville.

Edit- Jesus! the episode uploaded was all messed up, thanks to trevor for telling us! Fixed. I will warn you that the sound is still weird sounding, we are going to sit down and figure out what the problem is!! With...sitting.

Writer: Jerry Siegel
Penciller: Curt Swan
Inker: George Klein

Music used in the intro/outro is Kylie Minogue - Celebration (sorry)





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Some Stats:
Statues? Yes. MADE OF DIAMOND.
Tunneling? Yes.
Misuse of Powers? Out of control Lightning used in lieu of flash bulbs
Superman defeated by annoying friends? Yes: Jimmy, Lois, and Lana. I'd even say Perry was kind of a dick in this too.
L-L usage? Off the charts. We don't have equipment strong enough to measure these L. L.'s!!

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-adriana and kristen

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episode 22 - Adventure Comics 301

Hi again! Stronger than ever, we return! This time with the Secret Origin of Bouncing Boy!! A fan favorite even if he's one of our least favorites. Also in this issue is a story about Clark Kent and Lex Luthor... as cell-mates. I shit you not. Some really nice art is in that too, I might do a side-post about it some time. This is also a tryout issue and the first appearance of Storm Boy!

And yes, it's "starscream", not "starscreamer". We forgot to talk about it, but we included a scan of the amazing letters column from this issue that features the editor picking on a fat child (mixed messages much??) and someone whining that Bizarros rock harder than Legion. I will find you, Wendell Evans of Boston Mass. I will find you and fight you.

Writer: Jerry Siegel
Penciller: John Forte

Music used in the intro/outro is sugarcult - bouncing off the walls





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Some Stats:
Statuettes? Yes.
Complicated Machine That Has One Really Stupid Purpose? Yes (extra points for combining machine with statuary)
Cosmic Boy is Easily Swayed? Yes.
Robot Death? Yes. ("metal monster" counts)
Legionnaire Douchebaggery: 7 out of 10 dodgeballs
Use of "Hip Slang": Yes!

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I think I love Mort Weisinger for his blatant mockery of small children. also note the mention of "bits of legionnaire business" which i think we'll talk more about later. Click for Mocking Images!

episode 21 - Superboy 100

Hey, Super Future Listeners! Another exciting adventure! Except not really! Hahaha, horrible Pete Ross issue! The sound on this episode sucks, the management sincerely apologizes. I have no idea what happened there, I'm actually worried I destroyed the mic somehow with my brutish hands. We're not supposed to sound like shrieking horrors in the night. In this episode, listen as we're attacked by massive insects and car sounds!


Editor: Mort Weisinger
Writer: Jerry Coleman
Penciller: George Papp

Music used in the intro/outro is The Carpenters - (They Long to Be) Close to You





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Some Stats:
Tunnels? YES!
Inappropriate Usage of "choke", "groan", etc: Yes.
Pete Ross is Terrifying? Yes.
Ignorance of Global Warming: Astounding.
The Kents Are Befuddled Old People? Yes.
Robot Death? No, but one is damaged.

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen

As a bonus, here's a link to a summary of Pete's first appearance, I didn't want to clutter up our Legion purity with a Pete Ross post so I popped it onto my blog.

-Pete Ross's Terrifying First Appearance.

Also, if you want to buy Legion Of Super-Heroes Toys, check out Matty Collector on May 15th.


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this is the same panel with the actual text. I was going to post comparable "beware child molester" images but...they upset me and I don't want to post them!!







Superboy #100 Bonus Maps!


click for a Map of Krypton. I love those LEGO looking robots.


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episode 20 - Superman 156

Hi again! Another non-archive issue! In this issue, the Death of Superman! What, you thought that happened in the 90s?! How little you know! Don't worry, your Super Future Friends are on the case! BEWARE! This one runs really long, 70 mins! It's a really long story!


Writer: Edmond Hamilton
Penciller: Curt Swan
Inker: George Klein

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Some Stats:
Tunneling? YES!
Clark glossing over responsibility for Mon-el predicament: YES
Ignorance of Global Warming: Balmy 100s
Number of Times We Say "cute": Over 9,000
Bizarre Superpower You Didn't Know Superman Had: Yes, "Total Memory"
LL's?: Like a million.


Music used in the intro/outro is Goldfrapp - Crystalline Green





==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==


Appendix

click for bigness. this is the closest image I could find to illustrate the similarity to the last station of the cross. These are your Super Future Friends fulfilling our yearly educational quota.









the face of superemo





BATMAN IN MY LEGION ISSUES!!! dreams = fulfilled!


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episode 19 - Adventure Comics 300

Hi again! This issue, if you can't tell by the cover, Mon-el joins the Legion! Finally, an issue that's Legion to the extreme!

it has since come to our attention that you can see an infection with an x-ray. but we still maintain that superboy would have no idea what a chest infection looks like. superboy has the same doctorate that Doctor Barbie does: a fake one.

Editor: Mort Weisinger
Writer: Jerry Siegel
Penciller: Al Plastino and John Forte


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Some Stats:
Statuettes? YES
Tunneling? Twice(!!!)
Clark not mentioning responsibility for Mon-el predicament: about 50 times
Sun Boy Dickness Level: Class O Sun
Horrific Robot Deaths: Two
Jobs that Superboy Thinks He is Qualified For (but isn't): 1) Doctor 2) Robot Mechanic

Music used in the intro/outro is Offspring - Cool to Hate





==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==



Appendix

the promised diagram of what the clubhouse's layout must be. click for bigness.





this one also illustrates "surprise ass patting faces"










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Podcast Alley feed {pca-1f13e3477c868fda9d7cd5561f678aa6} (ignore this ._.; -the managementors)
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episode 18 - Superman 155

Hi again! BACK IN BLACK. SORT OF!
Ok. So, I promised a link to my SuperFuture list that I'm using. Probably the best resource out there is this website from Jo and Teri-Anne Sanning. We're very indebted to their laudable and feverish feat of nerdery, so I'll link them up on the side.

Writer: Jerry Seigel
Penciller: Curt Swan
Inker: George Klein


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Some Stats:
Convoluted Super-plan? Yes
Homoeroticism Level? 7 out of 10 Tiny Green Wrestling Undies
Super Pets? Yes (One)
Bizarre Costuming? Oh hell yes.
Abuse of Time Travel? Gross misuse foretold.

Music used in the intro/outro is N.E.R.D - Rock star





==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==



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